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Photo courtesy of Jim Norton's Facebook page.

Photo courtesy of Jim Norton’s Facebook page.

Interview conducted by Hatchet Staff Writer Ana Cvetkovic

Jim Norton, known for his controversial political comedy, can be heard on “The Opie & Anthony Show” on Sirius XM Radio and has his own Netflix special. He will be in the District this Thursday through Saturday for three sold-out improv shows.

The Hatchet talked with the comedian about his early beginnings, politics and the difference between radio and stand-up comedy.

Hatchet: So did you happen to catch the State of the Union last night? Any thoughts?

Norton: I did not. I never watch that stuff.

Hatchet: Oh really? Your stuff is very political.

Norton: It’s just such nonsense, I don’t believe any of it.

Hatchet: D.C. is a very politically focused city. You comment a lot on race, terrorism and current events in your comedy. Do you believe there’s any value in being politically correct in comedy?

Norton: No. Political correctness I think is based in a desire to cover things up. I’m not going to tell you what I think, I’m gonna tell you what I think you want to hear. Maybe the intent of it originally was to be nicer, to be gentler, but no, I don’t think there’s any advantage. I think it just teaches people to be dishonest and not speak their minds.

Hatchet: Your 2012 special was called “Please Be Offended” and you’ve said in interviews that you believe in freedom of speech. Is there anything that is off-limits in your comedy?

Norton: No. Not at all. There’s nothing off limits for actors or musicians, so I don’t see that there would be for comedians either.

Hatchet: Is there a message behind your comedy?

Norton: No, I just give my opinion. I tell the truth. I hope people laugh. When I say the truth, I don’t mean that I’m always right. I mean I’m just honest with my opinion. I think that’s a comedian’s obligation, to be funny and to be honest. You know, sometimes you’re right, sometimes you’re wrong.

Hatchet: You’ve worked in many different media – radio, TV, film, books. What works best for comedy and why?

Norton: Well, stand up of course. But I love radio. Radio is such a fun gig. I love doing radio. It’s really free and there’s no rush to get to any point. You can really take your time, so I love radio. And I like writing too. I love all of it.

Hatchet: Can you get away with more because you’re on XM Radio?

Norton: God yeah, much more, sure.

Hatchet: Why is that?

Norton: Because there’s no language restrictions. It’s a subscription service, so no one can “stumble” onto something. That’s also kind of what made satellite popular…. There’s self-imposed limits [on radio], you know, there are certain things you don’t want to go on there and do. You’re allowed to do almost anything [on satellite radio].

Hatchet: Do you have any advice for young people trying to break into comedy?

Norton: Write all your own material and perform as much as you can and listen to the sets after you’ve performed. It’s really easy to be lazy in stand up, but you have to do the work if you want to get good at it. So don’t be lazy, because there’s nothing more annoying than how lazy people can be.

Hatchet: How did you get started with comedy?

Norton: I wanted to do it since I was 12, so I went on in a bar and I was awful, but I started when I was 21. It was something I had always wanted to do.

Hatchet: What were some of your worst jokes?

Norton: I don’t even remember. I remember the first joke I told. It was like comparing Oprah’s vagina to a black hole in space. It was some awful joke, but it’s the first one I can remember telling.

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Sunday, April 22, 2012 11:16 a.m.

Comedy tour pokes fun at college life

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Jordan Carlos, currently acting in MTV's "I Just Want My Pants Back," performed Saturday night as a part of the Post-College Confusion Tour presented by BroBible at the Sixth & I Historic Synagogue. Ashley Lucas | Hatchet Staff Photographer

This post was written by Hatchet staff writer Rachel Milkovich.

Life in college can be new, awkward but is often entertaining.

Chuckles were heard Saturday in Chinatown as local and New York-based comedians from BroBible’s Post-College Confusion Tour took the stage at the Sixth & I Historic Synagogue to poke fun at the humor-tinged challenges of post-collegiate life in the city.

“Okay, so you guys are still trying to get your drinking under control, right?” comedian Carson Gross quipped, trying to relate to the young adult audience as he began the show.

The tour, hosted by Gross, covered all the familiar aspects of soon-to-be adult life, such as giving blood, going off parents’ cell phone plan and, of course, finding a job.

“I actually had an interview at the Red Lobster,” joked comedian Michael Quinn, a Georgetown graduate. “They asked me where I saw myself in 10 years.”

Other comics included Jared Logan, Michael Che, Jared Freid, Kate Hendricks, Anthony P. DeVito, Greg Stone and Jordan Carlos.

Quoting popular Bar Mitzvah and graduation songs, Carlos excitedly shared with the audience his favorite playlist on Pandora – “This is How We Do It” by Montell Jordan, claiming “If you don’t know it you’re probably dead inside.”

The Post-College Confusion Tour is sponsored by, where participating comedian Jared Freid is a writer. BroBible is a website dedicated to “the glory of being a Bro” in their own virtual “Brommunity,” according to the website.

BroBible acknowledged, however, that post-college confusion is not exclusive to men, welcoming comedian Hendricks, who recently performed at the Laughing Skulls Festival in Atlanta.

“My mom recently told me I have an unkind resting face,” joked Hendricks, before going on to describe her recent romantic encounters in provocative detail.

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Tuesday, April 10, 2012 1:33 p.m.

What We’re Watching

Hatchet reporter Arich Morales shares his latest movie experience.

American Reunion” (2012)

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After two sequels and several spin-offs that went straight to DVD, I did not have high expectations for the latest “American Pie” release. But almost nine years after the last installment, the latest film is definitely worth the time.

Directed by Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg, “American Reunion” returns to East Great Falls, Mich., where the gang assembles once again for a high school reunion. But fans will find a lot has changed for these five close friends.

Jim (Jason Biggs) and Michelle (Alyson Hannigan) are married with a child, but the new addition to their family seems to be putting a damper on the couple’s sex life. Oz (Chris Klein) works as a sportscaster in Los Angeles and has a supermodel girlfriend but has grown tired of his shallow lifestyle. Finch (Eddie Kaye Thomas) brings an assortment stories back to East Great Falls after being missing-in-action for years. Kevin (Thomas Ian Nicholas), true to character, is happily married and works at home as an architect. Steve Stifler (Seann William Scott) is still the same immature womanizer, except he works a temporary job at an investment firm.

The film features the same lovable characters and the same grotesque humor that fans love, but aged characters add a new level of intrigue to a familiar setting. “American Reunion” adds a touch of drama as old feelings of love are rekindled and the group reverts to its childish ways despite newfound maturity.

From start to finish, there is not a dull moment. Jim and Michelle’s marriage is put to the test when an 18-year-old girl Jim once babysat tempts him with an intense crush. His father, who became a widower three years earlier, falls for Stifler’s mom, making for a hilariously uncomfortable storyline.

As for the film’s supporting cast, the actors manage to show that some things never change. Stifler sports his maniacal smile each time he is about to do or say something absurd. Oz shows he is still the same sensitive sucker for love as he longs to get back together with his ex-girlfriend Heather (Mena Suvari). Jim’s dad continues to give outrageously sexual advice – both laugh-out-loud funny and cringe-worthy at the same time.

The film’s added dramatic elements set it apart from its predecessors while creating a sense of nostalgia through various references to the first “American Pie.”

Overall, the sequel deserves its spot in the series. Whether you’re a fan of the films or a first-time viewer, “American Reunion” is a must-see that maintains the familiarity of the characters and plot but also adds some distinctive story elements.

Genre: Comedy
Director: Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg
Cast: Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan, Seann William Scott, Chris Klein, Thomas Ian Nicholas, Eddie Kaye Thomas
Release Date: April 6

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Thursday, March 22, 2012 4:29 p.m.

Weekend Outlook

Enjoy the first weekend back from break with these events throughout the city:

Lisner Auditorium. Photo used under the Creative Commons License


Check out the DCist Exposed second opening night party at Long View Gallery from 6 to 10 p.m. The sixth annual DCist Exposed Photography Show features the work of 40 selected photographers. Tickets cost $10 in advance, with limited $15 tickets at the door.


See stand-up comedian Ralphie May perform at Lisner Auditorium at 8 p.m. GW students pay $26.


The Japan Spring Opening Day Celebration will take place from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. on the National Mall. Enjoy bento boxes, tea, the dramatic art of kabuki and more.

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Tuesday, March 20, 2012 3:39 p.m.

What We’re Watching

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Hatchet reporter Julie Alderman shares her latest movie experience.

Friends With Kids” (2012)

We’ve all seen that movie, the romantic comedy with attractive leads who are funny, can afford a two-bedroom apartment on the Upper West Side, and yet somehow are still alone. The protagonists are platonic friends who attempt to beat the system by having casual sex or living together with no romantic entanglements.

“Friends With Kids” is the same thing, except this time they have a kid.

Adam Scott and Jennifer Westfeldt star as Jason and Julie, two best friends of almost 20 years who realize they want children but haven’t found the right person.

The true star of the film turns out to be Westfeldt, who wrote and directed the film in addition to starring as Julie. Westfeldt shines in her role. She is charming and delightful, but maintains a realistic portrayal of her character.

Westfeldt’s writing and directing seem smart and honest, but the rest of the film’s talent leaves much to be desired.

Scott works through one of his first leading roles in a major film – an effort which could have gone better. Though he is supposed to be playing a ladies’ man, his performance is uncomfortable to watch. His sexual relationship with Mary Jane, played by Megan Fox – who always looks like she smelled something terrible – is far from realistic. It also doesn’t help that Scott’s haircut makes him look like he should be living in his parents’ basement.

The supporting cast is strong on paper but weak in practice. Jon Hamm, Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Chris O’Dowd and Edward Burns round out the cast, making for a star-studded display. But given the material they had to work with, none of the actors manage to make their characters likable.

“Friends With Kids” has some funny moments, but the quality of the acting puts a damper on the overall experience. The film is entertaining enough to be worthy of buying a ticket, but it may leave many viewers wanting more.

Genre: Comedy
Director: Jennifer Westfeldt
Cast: Jennifer Westfeldt, Adam Scott, Jon Hamm, Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Chris O’Dowd, Edward Burns
Release date: March 9

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Thursday, March 8, 2012 11:12 a.m.

Weekend Outlook

Whether you’re staying in D.C. for spring break or just hanging around a few extra days, here are a few ways to keep yourself occupied this weekend:


See University of Maryland and Howard University face off at the D.C. Regional Final Showcase of the National College Comedy Competition. The show begins at 8 p.m. at the Riot Act Comedy Theater. Tickets cost $10.

D.C. United vs. Real Madrid. Photo courtesy of Flickr user dbking under the Creative Commons License


Rachel Ann Cross will perform at the Atlas Performing Arts Center at 9:30 p.m. Students pay $12.


Check out D.C. United’s home opener against Sporting Kansas City, starting at 7:30 p.m. at RFK Stadium. Tickets range from $26 to $60.

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Tuesday, Feb. 28, 2012 8:08 p.m.

What We’re Watching

Hatchet reporter Chelsea Huang shares her latest movie experience.

Wanderlust” (2012)

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“Wanderlust” follows the story of a New York City couple, who find themselves in a rural hippy commune after unemployment forces them out of their West Village micro-loft. George (Paul Rudd) and Linda (Jennifer Aniston) embark for George’s crass older brother’s house in Atlanta after he offers them a temporary place to stay and work.

On the drive down, they stumble upon a bed and breakfast in the clothing-optional, free love community Elysium. Exhausted by their uptight urban lifestyle and fed up with George’s arrogant and insufferable older brother (co-writer Ken Marino), the couple decides to stay for two weeks as they consider the alternative, freewheeling community as a viable permanent home.

The contrast between the lifestyles of George’s older brother and those in the commune is transparent. Elysium’s community of hippies teaches George and Linda the importance of truth, trust and love, while George’s brother, successful from his porta-potty rental business, shows them the vices of material wealth.

The characters are caricatured and stereotypical – the hippies portrayed with hallucinogenic tea and truth circles, and George’s brother with a shiny black escalade and a superiority complex.

The jokes are at times tired and gimmicky, but the talented cast makes up for this with a variety of smart improvisations. The result is fresh, absurd and absolutely hysterical. Paul Rudd, who coincidentally played a naïve hippy in this summer’s “Our Idiot Brother,” puts his comedic background to good use throughout the film. In arguably the most memorable, albeit uncomfortably prolonged scene, Rudd prepares for a sexual encounter by practicing his dirty talk in a bathroom mirror.

The total experience can be summed up as overheard from a fellow appreciative moviegoer: “What was that?” It is absolutely ridiculous and out of this world, yet grounded in the reality of finding your way through life. The result is a hilarious, easily digested film.

Genre: Comedy
Director: David Wein
Cast: Paul Rudd, Jennifer Aniston, Justin Theroux, Malin Akerman, Ken Marino
Release Date: Feb. 24

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Thursday, Feb. 2, 2012 12:23 p.m.

Weekend Outlook

Demetri Martin performs at Northeastern University. Photo courtesy of Theresa Lynn under the Creative Commons License.

Looking for something different this weekend? Here are must-see events in D.C.


Check out the last days of the D.C. Arts Center’s Art Decathlon, an art competition featuring the work of local artists leading up to a medal ceremony Sunday at 5 p.m. Visitors can view their work for free between 2 and 7 p.m.


See comedian Demetri Martin’s stand-up routine at the Warner Theatre at 8 p.m. Tickets cost $35.


Step Afrika!, the first professional dance company dedicated to the tradition of stepping, will perform two shows at Sidney Harman Hall. Tickets for the 2 and 8 p.m. performances start at $20.

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Tuesday, Sept. 13, 2011 5:46 p.m.

What We’re Watching

Hatchet staff writer Joel Goldberg shares his latest movie choice.

30 Minutes or Less” (2011)

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Who knew armed robbery was as easy as delivering a pizza?

“30 Minutes or Less,” starring Jesse Eisenberg and Danny McBride, relies upon convoluted plot twists to steer the film. The script has been the source of some controversy, because it closely resembles the case of a pizza delivery man from Erie, Pa. who attempted to rob a bank with a bomb dangling from his neck in 2003.

The real-life story provides ample detail to construct the narrative elements of a comedy. Yet, the writers of the film included another aspect, McBride’s father (Fred Ward), whose authoritarian parenting pushes his middle-aged pyromaniac of a son over the edge. As a result, the plot lines twist and tangle one too many times, and the whole thing goes “kablooey!”

Despite massive failure in the storytelling department, the film delivers what most audiences have paid to see: mind-over-face-blowing one-liners. A slew of heavily improvised bickering between seasoned comics McBride and Nick Swardson could cut seamlessly into an episode of “Eastbound and Down.” Most satisfying, however, is the performance of Aziz Ansari, whose role as Tom Haverford on NBC’s “Parks and Recreation” only skims the talent of the angst-ridden comedian. A feud arises between Ansari and Eisenberg, when the latter shares the details of his relationship with Ansari’s twin sister. Teenage, or toddler-age, antics ensue as the enraged Ansari refuses to let his friend off the hook, even as his life hangs in the balance.

Amid the strippers, the flamethrowers, the car chases and the explosions, “30 Minutes or Less” delivers everything you expect from an absurd action comedy. Sadly, the writers get bogged down in their own messy creation, quieting the comedic thunder of the film.

You’re probably better off ordering Dominoes.

Genre: Comedy
Director: Ruben Fleischer
Cast: Jesse Eisenberg, Danny McBride, Nick Swardson
Release Date: 12 August 2011

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Thursday, April 28, 2011 7:34 p.m.

ReceSs says farewell to seniors

This post was written by Hatchet staff writer Joel Goldberg.

Members of receSs will have a bittersweet show Friday as they stage their last comedy performance of the semester and wish three of their graduating seniors farewell.

Jonathan Foox, one of three members to graduate, said the comedy group’s seniors would wish it no other way.

“I don’t feel like it’s terribly different from other weeks, which surprises me,” Foox said.

Foox will perform his final skit with the improvisational comedy troupe in the Marvin Center Grand Ballroom. The upcoming show is the last for Foox and fellow seniors Sam Fox-Hartin and Kabeer Parwani, president of the troupe. The seniors will take to the stage without nervousness or doubt, Foox said, because of the group’s consistency.

“We’re extremely dedicated, and we’re very steadfast in what we do,” Foox said.

The three seniors will not only miss performing their improvisational comedy but also the unique quirks that lend GW its personality, Fox-Hartin said.

“There are a select few people who come to GW who find the idea of a falsified story about a hippopotamus, to be like, just hilarious,” Fox-Hartin said. “There’s a really sick sensibility about that.”

Friday’s show will feature special sketches for a tradition known as “senior moments.” The moments range from four to 20 minutes, and require graduating receSs members to produce stage and video acts, largely in secrecy from other group members.

For their last hurrah, this year’s seniors anticipate the sentimental as well as the unpredictable, Parwani said.

“The last show is some of the weirdest and funniest and best improv of the season,” he said.

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