In his final column, Senior Joe Laliberte, a Hatchet columnist, writes the cover letter he would really like to send to his future employer.
It has come to my attention that your company is hiring for some position that I’m sure hundreds of people have already applied for. I guess I would like to add my name to the stack. In the interest of saving both of us time, here is the cover letter that I would really like to write.


This isn’t very funny. There are hundreds of thousands of people with college diplomas out there who don’t have work. You are trivializing their predicament and I find it frankly offensive